26.2.05

2003 Auto Show


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
The Auto Show- another reason God made Big Brothers.

Nothing Proves You're 18 except your I.D.


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Nuff Said

Three Goofs


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Millions and millions of dollars and Jay spends his 37th birthday with the film crew and his boys... Validates one's sense of purpose, y'know?

En Route


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
The calm before the storm. Steady looking forward to wrapping for the day.

Battle Stations


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Your friend and humble narrator at the helm of a Sony HDW F900. Yup, the same camera they shot Episodes II and III and Collateral and Once Upon A Time In Mexico with. Natch, I was shooting a pilot for Jayson"Not Guilty" Williams and Juney Smith. If I only had stills from the cameras, but when you see Joey McIntyre and Chris Kirkpatrick belting out a duet of Islands In The Stream on karaoke you'll laugh yourself into a fit. Good times...

I'm flying over New jersey with Jayson Williams and his instructor and we are all about to die...


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't that extreme. But I was the only person willing to go up in the cessna with the brother. The perils and rewards of being a cameraman...

11.2.05

Nice On The Equipment


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Holla at ya boy

Move the Crowd


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

On the ones and twos..


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
The one and only DJ N.O.E.

Lemme get your #; you got a pen?


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Whatever happened to miscellaneous pieces of paper with random numbers scrawled on them from the previous night's adventures?

4.12.04

midnight oil


midnight oil
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
7 November, 2004

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
"One does want a hint of color..."

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
chowhounds

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
A miniature Hot Rod junkyard if ever there was one..

Atlantic Antic 2004


Atlantic Antic 2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Remember when people didn't have phones glued to their heads all day long?

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
I don't even have words for this one...

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

Antic2004


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

Antic2004


Antic2004
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

God is Good


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

all about that Tat


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

Bittersweet Love


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Ain't love grand?

Photo by Brigita

DUMBO 1


DUMBO 1
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

B'LAF


B'Laf
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
I think it's kicking in...

untitled self portrait


untitled self portrait
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

Downtime


Downtime
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
To all my Partners- y'all know this!

HWY1 2004


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.

8.11.04

Express train to HELL

Forgive me, loyal fan for it has been three weeks since my last post and even then it was mostly just a photo blurb. I am now a regular, nay- senior barista at the SBUX establishment, and I am getting better at making all of the drinks on the menu. Even if people only want to order hot chocolates or grande skim lattes and nothing more. But this, fair reader has nothing to do with the coffee place that I work for. No, this is about yet another fun camera gig that I had the pleasure of being involved in just last night.

I shuttle my cookies all the way out to North Williamsburg to meet with a woman I was scheduled to film some B-Roll for. The assignment was easy; Blind Date meets Benny Hill meets Punk'd! All I had to do was cover the gentleman who was being set up. Seemed easy enough. Don't tell him anything and just stay on him in close or medium close until the date finishes. What the guy didn't know was the chick he was going to get set up with was actually a character and not the real deal. The character was a pseudo dominatrix from South London named "Susan" and the idea was that she was such an almost-goth freak that she would actually scare the date away. Her "hobbies" were taxidermy, welding, gummy sculptures and spanking. The guy was supposed to be this huge behemoth of a wrestler named JJJ(yes just like in Spider Man), and the rumor was that he was gigantic. When I arrive at the director/actress's house, she is dressed like a gothic viking, and her boyfriend is hanging out watching the new Star Wars dvd set. After killing time with the boyfriend and geeking out over the new Episode III footage in the set, while the actress gets ready, we depart to shoot her video personal Ad. In a loft, on a sex swing, dangling from a chain on a rafter, with a hairy guy in a gimp/wrestling mask, who was shirtless and getting whipped with a riding crop that was in the shape of an open palm...in one shot. And that was the easy stuff. For some reason, I can always spot someone's stash whenever I enter a new apartment. If wonder if that means anything...

The next stop was the bar where we'd be meeting the Mark. As I set up I met with the incredibly cute producer and the co-director of the piece. They, and the brilliantly competent sound-engineer/boom guy, went over the requirements of the piece with me and I started talking with the two guys who were hanging out at the bar with us. I didn't pay them too much mind until I was informed that the smaller and younger of the two men that we were talking with was the guy being set up. Let me just inform the few of you out there, that don't know me personally, that I am 6'2" and around 190lbs on any given day. When someone tells me that a guy is huge am I not remiss to presume that "huge" might mean "bigger than me"? This guy was about 5'7" with boots on and about 170lbs of muscle, but he wasn't huge. Just a bit musclebound. We went on and interviewed him for the Blind Date part of the show when I realized that the guy was actually a very genuine and sweet fellow who was down for anything. It was at this point that I began to suspect that the date would not go as planned.

24.10.04

RING1


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Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
The RING.
My beloved G-Friend has moved up the ranks of the Jones family tree by accepting this platinum and diamond ring and becoming my fiancee. We're still idiots, but we're ENGAGED idiots now. We win.

21.10.04

The cutest cat in my world


the cutest cat in my world
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Aww shee-it. Now I've done it. I finally broke down and posted a photo of my pet. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me introduce to you all; The Baby Girl Jones. Yes, she actually is cuter in person.

13.10.04

whirlwind @ 59th Street


whirlwind @ 59th Street
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
Almost looks like a leftover set piece from The Wiz, don't it?

Walk On By


Walk On By
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
The secret of my success is I'm livin....

parkinglot


parkinglot
Originally uploaded by Anamorphic1974.
So glad I don't have a car in the city. It takes a lot of will to maintain and operate a vehicle in NYC.